Snow White and the Seven Dorks

So, today the gang does a rapping version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves for the Bayside School Musical. If that sounds lame, that's because it was. Additionally, Zack and Jessie think they're in love cuz they made out, so then they make out again just to make sure they are not. I volunteer for a similar test with Kirsten Dunst. You know, just to be sure.

Probably the only highlights today were the constant stream of wince-inducing rapping and a veritable orgy of dancing nerds. Plus, an appearence by star of TV's Webster and frequent 80's game show guest Henry Polic II! That's got to count for something.

Today's Quote

Jessie: It's personnal, Mr. Belding.

Mr Belding: I'm a person!

Most Implausible Moment

From what we've seen, this year's Bayside school musical clocks in at under 2 minutes. I hope they had plenty of orange drink in the lobby!

Gratuitous Teen Slang Watch

Rapped:

Kelly: "Mirror mirror from the mall, who's the awesomest of them all?"

Lisa: "Brace yourself queenie this news is bad, Snow White is now a lot more rad."

Nerd Name Watch

Seven Dorks: Dweeby, Nerdy, Geeky, Slimey, Shlumpy, Dumpy, and Norman.

Man, thank god my name's not Norman. Ouch.

Create Your Own Context Watch

Create your own context for the following quote:

Zack: "Don't raise your tail, dear. It's just the badgers."

"How'd This Get Past Standards?" Watch

Zack: "Why don't we make the dwarves tall blonde chicks and put them in bikinis?"

Slater: "Hey I'm all for that! Hi-ho hi-ho!"