Tuesday, August 24, 2004

Beauty and the Screech

Kelly falls for Screech? He must be good at science or something. All in all, this episode is pretty stupid. Thank God for Kevin the Robot! I swear, he's like chocolate syrup - he can make anything good.

Also in this episode, one redeeming scene where Lisa, Jessie, Zack and Slater all dream at the same time (how does that work?) about a world where nerds are cool. Here's the funny part, Zack and Slater are nerds. So, basically, in world where nerds are cool, Zack and Slater would STILL get the hot girls, so IT WOULD BE EXACTLY THE SAME WORLD. The only difference is Kelly has pizza on her head, because for some reason in this world lame throw-away jokes actually become rules.

Today's Quote

Kevin: [The pictures] are for Robot Illustrated. I'm hunk of the month!

Saved by the Bell Quote of the Day Hall of Fame

Mr. Belding: Screech, you can't elope!

Screech: Who are you calling a cantaloupe you melonhead?!

Hahahaha! That joke still breaks me up. Honestly.

Most Implausible Moment

Screech, go to the friggin' beach or the George Michael concert! Kelly Kapowski wants to make it with you! [Steve kicks TV, slowly crumbles onto floor, sobs silently.]

ALF/Gorbachev Watch

Screech: "Tonight, but it has to be at my place. I'm not allowed out after ALF."

President Bush to press (subtitles): Kelly and Screech? Way to go Screech!"

Gorbachev to Nancy Reagan (subtitles): "Kellinski drava Screechnick?!!"

"How'd This Get Past Standards?" Watch

Screech: "Every ice cream cone has its last lick, Kelly. This is ours."


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