Today, Bayside gets served, as the students dance at the command of one Casey Kasem. "Two will enter, one will leave," bellows Casey, as the ruthless Applause-O-Meter determines the fate of our heroes. Who will survive? The Spandex Twins? The Powerhouse Preppies? The Warriors? Only the Applause-O-Meter knows for sure.
Also today, Jessie is super-racist against short people, we hear some decidedly rockin' Bach, Mr. B refers to himself as the "Big Bopper" for the first time ever, and Slater just dances and smiles and dances and smiles and smiles and smiles and dances!
Jessie: "Zack, you don't know what it's like to be the freak. Taller than all the boys. The jokes, the looks, the whispers.
Wait till Showgirls comes out Ms. Spannow - you ain't seen jokes, looks and whispers.
Saved by the Bell Quote Hall of Fame
Casey Kasem's flubbing of this line turns a commonplace lemon into the sweetest lemonade:
Casey Kasem: C'mon everybody! Let's do...the...(looks down, flustered) ... the sprain!
Most Implausible Moment
When the school band rocks their socks off to the tunes of the Big Bach-er, the sound of a mighty saxophone takes center stage.
One problem: There is no saxophone in the room.
"Fat People Are Not People Too" Watch
Mr. Margolies: "Poor Mrs. Wickham slipped and got her head stuck in a tuba."
Slater: "Maybe they should get Fat Tommy to blow her out."
Mr. Margolies: "Good idea."
The incessant mocking of the overweight is not just rampant in the halls of Bayside, it is ENCOURAGED!