TBS?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING???
Today, the continuity jumped 3 years and into the horrid quagmire that is Tori! Not only that, it was an episode I've already done! Sheesh!
Luckily, there is always the 7-8am slot. So, I bring you a Miss Bliss episode from this morning:
So, today a lame love letter brings about chaste flirtation, impossible misunderstandings, and little to no Mikey Gonzalez. Also, it turns out, Zack is only friends with Screech when conveniant. Boy, I bet he wishes he remembered that one at Bayside.
Zack: Where are you going, Screech?
Screech: To quell my woman's buring fire!
Most Implausible Moment
The "Miss Bliss" episodes lack the stupendous, mind-boggling implausibility of the Bayside Years, but, if I have to pick something:
For a supposedly super-smart teacher, Ms. Bliss sure has trouble putting this one together.
"No Child Left Behind" Watch
Hunky Substitute Jerry Vick: "Serious thinking? I gave that up years ago. I guess that's why I'm a substitute teacher."
Hahaha. Good one Jerry!
"Saved by the Bell vs. The Collected Works of Charles Dickens" Watch
Topic: Spontaneous Combustion
Saved by the Bell:
Miss Bliss, quoting from Zack's prior excuses (1987): "'My grandmother was reading my homework when she spontaneously combusted.'"
Bleak House (1853): "It was shewn upon the evidence that she had died the death to which this name of spontaneous combustion has been given."
Winner: Saved by the Bell (Score: 1-0)