Screech's Woman

So today, Zack dresses like a girl! Hahahahaha!

Also in this episode, Lisa mostly makes out with some dude (who is black because let's not court controversy here people), there's one of those great cue-strings-lovers-crossing-room-arms-outstretched-slo-mo parody bits that are really fresh and new, Jessie is racist against Screech, Screech does the old Binaca-spritz before using the phone gag (he didn't do the miss-his-mouth-and-spray-his-eye bit though - that's a missed opportunity Screecher!), and Zack continues his worst accent ever trip around the globe - this time crossing genders to do the worst "Southern Belle" accent ever!

Today's Quote

Mr Belding: Young lady, the Men's Room is one of the few doors that education should NOT open for you!

Most Implausible Moment

Jessie (commenting on her volcano science project): "We are not only going to get an A on this project, but we're also going to get the science medal."

Ah yes, the highly-coveted "Best Proof That Vinegar and Baking Soda Make Foam" Medal that all the scientists get so excited about.

What is Wrong With Slater? Watch

Slater's proposed name for the volcano: Slater's Crater

-AND-

Slater: "Hey, this phone is occupado, paisan."

Hahaha! There is seriously something wrong with Slater!

PUNS! Watch

Mr Belding: "They usually wear a locket, not a locker."

I actually don't think that's a pun, but who cares? I'm in charge here.

The Things Screech Compares Himself To Compendium

Today's entries:

1. Snake spit.

2. Hummingbird droppings.

3. A young buck.

4. Billy Idol.

5. A worm.

How'd This Get Past Standards? Watch

Screech: "I learned that trick from the Chinese Acrobats!"