Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Class Rings

So, this episode has one thing going against it ( SO MUCH TORI!) and one major thing for it (SO MUCH GEM DIAMOND!), so, all in all, we break even. In today's episode, Mr Belding gives Zack yet another responsibility that he will mess up due to scamming. Hypothetically, this leads to comedy if you define hypothetically as "a thing which is not true". So it's all, Get class rings Zack! You did? Yay! Oh wait you blew it? We're mad at you Zack! Oh wait, you fixed it with a contrived scam that would never actually work? You're forgiven Zack! Et cetera and so on and so forth. Also, a subplot involving Screech and Tori where who cares go away Tori!

Also in this episode, an appearance from Maxwell the rich nerd who always refers to his babes and is amazing, The Amazing Zondo meats his maker, Lisa is SO grumpy (what is wrong Lisa?), and also GEM DIAMOND the sleazy ring salesman (PUNS!) who dresses like your "ironic" friend dressed at prom and is totally like Nathan Lane in every way which is probably not a good thing except today it is!

Today's Quote

Screech: Oh no! Did you get a hickey from a Martian?

Most Implausible Moment

How can a dude as muscular as AC Slater be so freaking bad at playing a tough guy? It's like Woody Allen mixed with Elton John with balloons in his shirt.

And seriously, what was wrong with Lisa today? It's like she suddenly realized she's on some kind of crappy sitcom or something!

Create Your Own Context Watch

Create your own context for the following quote:

Gem Diamond: If I told her once, I told her a hundred times - Ma, don't put the Greco-Roman 3000 in the display case!

PUNS! Watch:

Mr Belding: "Who wants to be in charge? Sort of like the ring leader. HAH-ha!"

Comedy 101 Watch

Today's lesson: The Ol' Switcheroo

Screech: "Ah, an open relationship, eh? I can dig it. I'm sophisticated. When should I have my mom pick you up?"

Hahaha! You see what they did there? They got an A+!

How'd This Get Past Standards? Watch

Screech: "Guess who, my leather angel..."

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