I had Hot Dogs today for lunch, and they were delicious and totally awesome. Almost delicious enough to take my mind off the fact that I was watching "The College Years." Almost.
First off, has there ever been a more ill-advised gambit in the history of network television programming than "Saved by the Bell: The College Years?" Possibly, but not very many.
Today, the hack writers couldn't even milk laughs out of Screech paired with an infatuated chimpanzee? Are you kidding? Even a chimpanzee could milk laughs out of Screech and a chimpanzee!
Theory: Any TV show that can't milk laughs out of a chimp deserves to be cancelled, because everybody knows that chimps are the funniest thing ever.
Corollary: Based on that theory, Lancelot Link: Secret CHIMP should be the funniest television program ever made. And, indeed, it is.
Today's Quote
While discussing a "Perfect Mate" computer dating program test:
Screech: I took one of those tests once - it said my perfect mate was Whoopi Goldberg!
Most Implausible Moment
Remember before, when I was talking about the chimp?
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When Steve Carey eats lunch at home, he watches Saved by the Bell. This is the result...
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